Send your lesbian, queer friend this birthday card with the ultimate endearing insult of Lettuce Licker.
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Hey, I'm Hayley - the human behind The Sweary Card Co. I used to work in corporate insurance and got banned from buying the office birthday cards because they were always "too sweary". So I had a well timed mental breakdown, fucked it all off and started a card publishing company that specialises in "too sweary" cards. That was 4 years ago and since then I've had my cards and wares stocked in stores across the world, and I design them all from my dungeon office* on top of a mountain in the Welsh Valleys. Browse my cards and have a laugh, I swear you're in for a treat.
*It's a basement without windows, please do not call the Netflix documentary folks... yet.