Have you got a husband or boyfriend who isn't that festive? Doesn't want to see a bauble until at least the 15th December? Remind them just how great it is to have a Christmas tree, how beautiful those glistening balls are (especially once the lights are on) with this funny (and a bit rude) card.
Price includes free postage to the US, UK, Canada, Australia and most of Europe.
Hey, I'm Hayley - the human behind The Sweary Card Co. I used to work in corporate insurance and got banned from buying the office birthday cards because they were always "too sweary". So I had a well timed mental breakdown, fucked it all off and started a card publishing company that specialises in "too sweary" cards. That was 4 years ago and since then I've had my cards and wares stocked in stores across the world, and I design them all from my dungeon office* on top of a mountain in the Welsh Valleys. Browse my cards and have a laugh, I swear you're in for a treat.
*It's a basement without windows, please do not call the Netflix documentary folks... yet.