Don't have kids? Bestie just given birth to a bundle of joy and poop? Send your friend this hilarious New Baby card, but beware, there's a greater chance of them peeing themselves laughing now!
Price includes free postage to the US, UK, Canada, Australia and most of Europe.
Hey, I'm Hayley - the human behind The Sweary Card Co. I used to work in corporate insurance and got banned from buying the office birthday cards because they were always "too sweary". So I had a well timed mental breakdown, fucked it all off and started a card publishing company that specialises in "too sweary" cards. That was 4 years ago and since then I've had my cards and wares stocked in stores across the world, and I design them all from my dungeon office* on top of a mountain in the Welsh Valleys. Browse my cards and have a laugh, I swear you're in for a treat.
*It's a basement without windows, please do not call the Netflix documentary folks... yet.