I'll Still Get Hard For You

by Jess Moorhouse Design

surprise your crush on valentine's day with this hilariously rude card featuring a little phallic old man holding a walking stick, declaring his eternal attraction. Designed by Jess Moorhous. I'll still get hard for you, even when i'm old and grey!

ÂŁ3.60 GBP

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Price includes

  • Free postage within Australia, Canada, the UK, US & most of Europe.
  • A real stamp affixed to a beautiful kraft envelope.
  • The recipient's address written in the same style as the writing in your card.

Card Details

  • Card size: 125 x 175mm / 5 x 7″
  • Printed on environmentally friendly 320gsm, uncoated card stock.
  • Stock may vary by region and availability.

About the Artist

Jess Moorhouse Design

Jess Moorhouse

Hello Lovely! I'm Jess, An illustrator based in West Yorkshire, England. There's nothing I love more than sitting down with a coffee and creating new and exciting artwork.

I've spent many years designing Greetings Cards for high-street brands and thought it was about time I started making some fun things with my name on them instead! My style is bright and playful. I try to inject humour into all my art so it can be loved by young and old! I really hope you like what I do. Have a great day!

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